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Showing posts with label Running Press. Show all posts

1/18/2010

Review of Godplayers (Paperback)

Sorry to be wrench in the works but I hated this book...even though I did finish it.It had me hooked when the first few pages contained some very cool concepts:Super beings looking in on a collapsing universe and rooting for the hyper-evolved intelligences contained therein to achieve a sort of godhood--I'm loving all that.Somewhere near the middle I realized with dread that the author was going NOWHERE with any of it.

The book changes reality frames so randomly and often that I just couldn't believe any of it.That kind of thing can work if the author lays the groundwork to make it feel plausible (so masterfully done in John C. Wright's "The Golden Age"), but Broderick just doesn't bother with the legwork.The tech is never explained or even differentiated from fairy tale magic. The characters hardly have a chance to interact before they're hurled off into another reality and have to deal with it.It's hard to get involved with any situation when you know the carpet can be pulled out at any second.

If someone asked me to explain the plot I really couldn't tell them.It's one of those books where a bunch of stuff happens and the characters react to it.The main character certainly has no plan other than exploring and scoring with babes, and the superintelligent players of "the game" NEVER explain what "the game" even is.This is actually what kept me slogging throught to the end.Surely he'll tell me what "the game" is since that's the very reason the characters even exist.But I guess that was asking too much. I had a feeling it involved apposing the "K-machines", but the book pretty much ignores that angle in favor of jumping around "Sliders" style.

Most frustrating of all was the main character who I grew to hate passionately. He gets hurled into a multiverse of super beings and acts like he's at a neighborhood barbeque. He NEVER asks the kinds of questions an actual person would.At the rare occaisions when he gets a chance to talk with friendly characters I'd be mentally screaming at him, "Ask what the hell is going on, you fool!" but he always managed to find other distractions more important than the things crucial to his survival.By the end I was rooting for his death.If we had a Darwin award for fictional characters, he'd be a shoo-in.



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1/17/2010

Review of The Mammoth Book of Sorcerers' Tales : The Ultimate Collection of Magical Fantasy from Tom Holt, Ursula K. LeGuin, Michael Moorcock, Peter Crowther, Louise Cooper, and many more (Paperback)

Knowledgeably compiled and edited by Mike Ashley, The Mammoth Book Of Sorcerers' Tales is a 512-page compendium of some of the best stories of wizardry from some of the finest writers in the fantasy genre. "Master of Chaos" by Michael Moorcock, "The Walker Behind" by Marion Zimmer Bradley, "The Bones of the Earth" by Ursula K. LeGuin and many more fill this exciting and volume brimming with magic, action, fantastic settings and mystical heroic deeds. The Mammoth Book Of Sorcerers' Tales is a treat for fans of the fantasy genre interested in experiencing nothing but the best of the best.


Product Description
Sorcery is all around us. From a child's struggles to control magical powers for the first time, to the epic clashes of forces of good and evil on a titanic scale, here are more than twenty of the finest in contemporary and classic wizardry tales. Ranging from Michael Moorcock's "Master of Chaos," the story of a knight traveling to a castle on the edge of the world to face the ultimate sorcerer, to Peter Crowther's "The Eternal Altercation," in which a man is forced into the eternal battle between hope and despair on a sorcerer-controlled train, The Mammoth Book of Sorcerers' Tales also includes stories from Ursula Le Guin, Steve Rasnic Tem, James Bibby, Robert Weinberg, A. C. Benson, Michael Kurland, and Louise Cooper.

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11/01/2009

Review of Best New Horror (Mammoth Book of Best New Horror) (Paperback)

A 3.58 anthology, so over the 3.50 mark for a fantasy book is good. There's a reasonable length introduction and overview by the editor, and the usual list of people that have carked it at the end, of varying relevance to horror, etc.

The clear standout story among some other good work is Terry Dowling's 'Scaring the Train'.

Best New Horror 07 : Tirkiluk - Ian R. MacLeod
Best New Horror 07 : The Most Boring Woman in the World - Christopher Fowler
Best New Horror 07 : Extinctions in Paradise - Brian Hodge
Best New Horror 07 : Food Man - Lisa Tuttle
Best New Horror 07 : More Tomorrow - Michael Marshall Smith
Best New Horror 07 : Going Under - Ramsey Campbell
Best New Horror 07 : Survivor - Dave Smeds
Best New Horror 07 : The Stones - Patrick Thompson
Best New Horror 07 : Back of Beyond - Cherry Wilder
Best New Horror 07 : A Hundred Wicked Little Witches - Steve Rasnic Tem
Best New Horror 07 : The Finger of Halugra - Manly Wade Wellman
Best New Horror 07 : The Toddler - Terry Lamsley
Best New Horror 07 : Not Here Not Now - Stephen Gallagher
Best New Horror 07 : The Bungalow House - Thomas Ligotti
Best New Horror 07 : Cradle - Alan Brennert
Best New Horror 07 : The Sixth Dog - Jane Rice
Best New Horror 07 : Scaring the Train - Terry Dowling
Best New Horror 07 : La Serenissima - David Sutton
Best New Horror 07 : The Bars on Satan's Jailhouse - Norman Partridge
Best New Horror 07 : The Bone-Carver's Tale - Jeff VanderMeer
Best New Horror 07 : The True History of Doctor Pretorius - Paul J. McAuley
Best New Horror 07 : The Grey Madonna - Graham Masterton
Best New Horror 07 : Loop - Douglas E. Winter
Best New Horror 07 : The Hunger and Ecstasy of Vampires - Brian Stableford
Best New Horror 07 : Lacuna - Nicholas Royle

Eskimo diary.

3 out of 5


Maybe I'll Black and Decker him. The kids, too.

3.5 out of 5


Rio street kid pack aide.

4 out of 5


Family dinner.

3.5 out of 5


ABE Penet partial p0rn picture.

4 out of 5


Phone flesh tide.

3.5 out of 5


Unicorn group tattoo.

4 out of 5


Crabbed him.

3 out of 5


Scary shooter.

3 out of 5


A lot less than that will do me in.

3 out of 5


Stone god cure can be crushing.

3.5 out of 5


Cooked kid later course.

3.5 out of 5


Hit and run.

3.5 out of 5


Audio tape dream disappointment.

3 out of 5


Water broken Blade-like baby bummer.

4 out of 5


Manimal mutts.

3.5 out of 5


Train pranksters nailed.

4 out of 5


Venice Underground double ploughing.

3.5 out of 5


Batboot anti-goblin smallfoot dark man.

3.5 out of 5


Armless art.

2.5 out of 5


A man who uncovers Pretorius' secret gets a Famous Monsters recitation and demonstration.

4 out of 5


Stone me, that was a nun.

4 out of 5


Perfect p0rno collection, beginning to ending.

4 out of 5


Wilde Wells Watson overman future.

3.5 out of 5


Sandgroper dunny, late.

3 out of 5





4.5 out of 5



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