Good advice from the little brat Bart Simpson. There's tons of funny things like Love=Hate unless they really hate. How to get out of doing chores. How to get more money from your parents. lies your parents tell you"If you tell me I promise I won't get mad. It is one of the bestSimpsons books I have ever read! How to make your parents go crazy"Say are we there yet every 10 seconds". Barts dream room, andeven if you don't like bart simpson there's things like Lisa's dream houseHomer's Beauty Secrets and Marge's Beauty Secrets. It also has how to cheat"If you get caught don't say my name". What do parents think?Don't know then read! There is even Zesty Prayers "Now I lay me downto sleep. I pray my bladder doesn't leak. If I should pee before I wake, Ipray the Lord to dry my lake". There's even Nutritional Informationand Ingredients on the back. So give a hoot ask your parents to buy BartSimpson's Guide to Life. If they don't let you yell and scream intill youlose all your breath and pass out on the floor. You won't be missinganything good I'll be here reading the old people's newspaper, so go, NOW!Product Description
Starved for the whole truth, man?
Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson -- get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all and denies it all.
(The "J" stands for "Jo-Jo"...)
About the Author
Matt Groening, the creator and executive producer of the Emmy Award-winning series "The Simpsons," the "Life in Hell" cartoon series, and the animated Fox tv series "Futurama", is the man responsible for bringing animation to prime time.
In addition, Groening formed Bongo Comics Group in 1993 and currently serves as publisher of their four comic books -- Simpsons Comics, Itchy & Scratchy Comics, Bartman, and Radioactive Man.
Groening lives in Los Angeles, CA.
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